Friday, March 5, 2010 12:08 AM
highly literary, with occasional grammar slips
piakpiak piak piakthat's the sound of my pimples bursting
i have never seen anything as gross.
have you seen the latest advertisement on the television?! it features a pimple machine which sucks out impurities from your pores. by that, i mean the disgusting white/yellow/beige/BLEAGH coloured dirty pus that oozes out from the insides of your pores if you squeeze hard enough.
OH. MY. SMELLY. SOCKS. GAWWWWWWWD.
i was SO grossed when they did a freaking (another f word would have to be emitted out) demonstration of the pimple machine on a woman. she has a nose FULL OF PUS. my nose bled and my tongue split into two when i saw the scene on tv. i think my eyeballs sank into my bladder and got poisoned there.
the advertisement failed like a dead deer on the seletar highway. i could not even remember the name of the brand; my mind was so revolted i thought i could not live another day. trust me, you have to see the advertisement to understand the extent.
may the good Lord grant us strength for sucky advertisements. or the strength to live another day!!!!! BLEAGH!
darned, gross crap.