Monday, February 1, 2010 11:52 PM
highly literary, with occasional grammar slips
spawn and spawn and spawnif there's a baby, that means there is a guy involved.
oh my goodness, there is this female i know who has been hiding a very ugly secret. i had thought that she was alone in her house; little did i know, she was housing a male in her hideout. not only so, they have spawned.
SPAWNED!may the Good Lord bless her soul - i saw her offspring when i stepped into the dark, dark place. fear was palpable in my nervous footsteps. i dropped all my plans to get a cool, nice drink and went back to my room, feeling all at once aghast and nauseous.
it had never felt this bad.
knowing there is an annoying lizard under the fridge and seeing a small little lizard scurrying past the kitchen floor. now i know there are at least 3 nincompoops under your fridge. how comforting.
you know things cannot be all that good if a guy is involved.