Monday, February 8, 2010 11:05 PM
highly literary, with occasional grammar slips
snake and ladderthere will always be a ladder when there is a snake
i shall never take bus913 in the evening again.
tell me again, what do kids do in PE these days? do they like jump into the rubbish chute for swimming lessons? i do not mean to probe; but i cannot help it when they smell like they have 20 dead rats hanging on them and they are holding the bus handle just beside me. i was really sorry to say i pinched my nose until she got off the bus.
i seriously had a fairly good day so i would never expect the only bane of my life (okay, day) to be smelly school-going kids. well, don't ever associate me with school-going because anywhere that does not incarcerate you with something so smelly called Physical Education is uh-uh, not school. so.
i cannot say that i smell exactly the nicest; but at least i don't smell like i rolled over vomit! twice! honestly, thinking about it makes my blood boil because the poor school girl was standing beside me from causeway point all the way to 2 stops before my stop. that is nearly 4hours if you consider the time i fell unconscious and died from asphyxiation.
a few thousand phrases related to rubbish chute, vomit, decomposing rats and a few biblical ones like "get behind me, satan" ran through my head.
i am so going to lodge a complaint! GAH.