excuse me while i become a hideous monster I AM THE MONSTER WISDOM TOOTH
percy shelley obviously forgot to add "sarah" in front of "Frankenstein"!

i have been feeling rather monstrous these days. at times, i think i am going to fall apart for the sheer knowledge that my left cheek has grown the size of an elephant and my whole face looks like it is going to burst with pus (or whatever it is inside the bigfatlump). i hadn't been able to sleep without drooling gazillion litres of saliva and flipping my face to and fro that spot. so basically, i drowned myself several times a night on my pillow.

so, lola, heck what your friend told ya about bleeding on her pillow; the main thing here is to stay alive while sleeping!

and of course, let's not forget that i haven't seen daylight for the past 72hours. and my mother is like the mad scientist who is keeping me indoors and disallowing me to show my face to the brave new world. i haven't combed my hair for a few days because i don't have to and i am missing a tooth. and if i open my mouth wide enough, i might throw up some blood. am i frankenstein or am i frankenstein (in a really eerie voice)?!

of course, like every other monster stories, the utter absence of perfect English pronounciation is a must. i have been pfft-ing at the end of my words so much i gave up speaking in English. so, yup, you guessed it. i taught GP tuition in chinese just now, interesting huh?

i seriously need anti-depressant from this elephant lump on my left cheek.
some told me it will go away,
AFTER ONE WEEK.

allow me to wallow in deep, poignant misery.