excuse me while i become a hideous monster I AM THE MONSTER WISDOM TOOTH
percy shelley obviously forgot to add "sarah" in front of "Frankenstein"!

i have been feeling rather monstrous these days. at times, i think i am going to fall apart for the sheer knowledge that my left cheek has grown the size of an elephant and my whole face looks like it is going to burst with pus (or whatever it is inside the bigfatlump). i hadn't been able to sleep without drooling gazillion litres of saliva and flipping my face to and fro that spot. so basically, i drowned myself several times a night on my pillow.

so, lola, heck what your friend told ya about bleeding on her pillow; the main thing here is to stay alive while sleeping!

and of course, let's not forget that i haven't seen daylight for the past 72hours. and my mother is like the mad scientist who is keeping me indoors and disallowing me to show my face to the brave new world. i haven't combed my hair for a few days because i don't have to and i am missing a tooth. and if i open my mouth wide enough, i might throw up some blood. am i frankenstein or am i frankenstein (in a really eerie voice)?!

of course, like every other monster stories, the utter absence of perfect English pronounciation is a must. i have been pfft-ing at the end of my words so much i gave up speaking in English. so, yup, you guessed it. i taught GP tuition in chinese just now, interesting huh?

i seriously need anti-depressant from this elephant lump on my left cheek.
some told me it will go away,
AFTER ONE WEEK.

allow me to wallow in deep, poignant misery.

may Death be bestowed upon the mosquitoes and bugs of the world
i have been disfisgured. E-V-E-R-Y SINGLE PART OF ME.

i have been thanking Heavens that nobody has brought me to the Centre of Communicable Disease (CDC), yet. i look like a huge red-poked lump of flesh can. to be specific, i probably look like a giant swollen mosquito bite from far who is scratching herself even redder. it is so bad that if i dare joke about it, well, i give you permission to activate one of my bites.

and hello, it is not at all a small punishment okay. activating one bite means that the surrounding bites will more or less be activated too since i will be scratching the general area. boy oh boy, you should see me scratch; you wouldn't want to activate any of them because you would pity my poor activated spot which is going to swell and itch even more.

i considered biting off my flesh because it would not itch then. but obviously my teeth wouldn't be so strong right, so i cannot do it. i did try praying that my itch would miraculously heal; i certainly believe God can do it, but i guess He wants me to learn Self Control. you can learn something from mozzies you know.

so from now until i am all healed from itch, scream at me if you do see me scratching. or just let me scratch until i pain myself to tears.

S***** DANG THING, MOZZIES BITES FROM CAMBODIA!
burn in hell like the monkeys did.

no space for mathematics
i just realized i took up a module that has a 4hour lect and 1hour tut.
was i blind or was i blind?!

i was just telling zh over the phone that i was extremely puzzled why nobody wants to take Cinema Studies (for the sole reason that many students want to watch movies and not have any readings) since there were still loads of vacancies the last time i checked. just when we were analyzing the reasons together, i realized that the timing for the lecture is from 1400 to 1800hr.

i did a simple math calculation 1800 - 1400 = 400 and that is 4 hours. no, that is not possible. 1800 = 6pm, 1400 = 2pm. hence, it is 6pm - 2pm = 4HOURS??!?!

4 FREAKIN' HOURS OF CINEMA STUDIES!!! NO WONDER NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE IT!!!
oh, and i forgot to add: THERE'S 1 MORE HOUR OF TUTORIAL!!!

this is the first time something so big happened to me because of the absence of a mathematical side in my brain.

i have a pea brain for numbers. no wonder the lecture slot looked so long on my timetable.

dang.