Sunday, November 9, 2008 4:39 PM
highly literary, with occasional grammar slips
what do i do when i am stressed up?this, i have to figure out soon, since i will have 5 more sems and a lifetime to stress over.
i resorted to pretty violent stress busters when i was a little younger. it kind of worked everytime i faced stress studying or in my multitudes of ccas in secondary school. to be frank, it was one of the best ways i have discovered that gave me temporal relief from any hints of bugger stress. tried and tested, results irreplaceable with other methods.
when i am stressed out, i pull out strand after strand of my left eyebrow (must be left because i write with my right) with my bare fingers. and by pulling, i mean:
1) secure the lucky strand on my brow with my fingers
2) get ready to execute a 70deg to the left pull
3) get ready mentally for the seering pain after that
4) pluck it with the utmost prowess that will induce tears in my eyes (and yours too, if you look)
5) stop if i do remember i will look weird with one eyebrow
6) repeat cycle if i don't
well, guys probably wouldn't understand the measure of pain plucking your eyebrows. let's just say you should only try it when no one is at home. you should have guessed what happened during 'O' levels. i pulled out practically a gaping hole in my brow. no kidding. and what happens when the "brow hole" (that's what i like to call it) becomes obvious? i wait for it to grow back again before repeating the whole cycle all over.
i am not exactly a sadist normally. but i do resort to pretty drastic to get my point across:
I AM FREAKING STRESSED UP, STAY AWAY.well, that was when i was younger.
now? i just warn you on my blog.